Fandom: Homestuck,
Pairing: davekat/Pre-davekat
Word Count: 1248
Rating: T language and brief sexual references (of the same type as in canon)
Summary: Basically, Centipedes Dilemma, but will troll horns. blame @silver-tongues-blog for this
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artist gfs….
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These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:
1.
“Okay, and who’s the president?”
“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”
“It’s okay, you know who he is.”
2.
“Who’s the president?”
“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….
“Yup, good enough.”
3.
“And who’s the president,”
“Not fuckin’ Obama!”
“I feel ya.”
4.
“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“
“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”
“Oh, well, alright then.”
5. (My personal favorite)
“Who’s the president?”
“Ew.”
“Good enough.”
My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.
“WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME OF THAT, JUST LET ME DIE NOW”
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sleeping beauty~
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