the secret life of pets trailer where the guinea pig fucks the computer mouse is legitimately the most uncomfortable thing i’ve ever seen in a kids movie trailer and if its orgasm face has to be stuck in my mind for the rest of my life then you all might as well share my burden
I hate everything
someone actually put real time and effort into animating this… Imagine having to sit there for hours animating a guinea pig thrusting it’s dick into a computer mouse over and over…
hot take: silent hills PT was literally a masterpiece of horror and i am still, two years later, fucking ASTOUNDED by every aspect of it like it is a damn TRAGEDY that it was cancelled because Kojima did more with one (1) hallway than 45768689 horror franchises did in their entire runs and thats just the tea
here’s the full video and context for what the link in the second reply is essentially parroting. and for the record lisa does not follow you “the whole time” only during a specific point until a certain criteria is met
My favorite genre of pictures that i just discovered is baseball players in middle of doing their silly little high kicks to launch the ball at bastardly speeds
did y'all know that child-resistant packaging actually has to be tested on children like they literally go to a daycare and ask a bunch of kids to open medication packages and if they can the company has to go back and redo their packaging from scratch
An upgrade from the holy hand grenade. The Holy Mangrendade
[Image description: A post in r/DungeonsAndDragons by u/toothmonkey, screenshot taken three hours after the post was made.]
The Paladin Grenade (Suggestion flair) So last night my group and I came up with a fun solution to a common problem.
Party of four trying to sneak into a base guarded by goblins, hobgoblins, ogres etc. Three sneaky bois (rogue, bard, archer) will be fine. But what to do with the big, clanky dragonborn paladin?
Our bard cast gaseous form on him and he squeezed his new gassy self into an empty bottle that we could carry with us as we snuck in. Gave us an hour time limit, but should be plenty.
As an added bonus, when things inevitably kicked off, we threw the bottle at a bad guy and bam! Instant in-your-face angry paladin.
The paladin grenade is our new favourite paladin delivery system.
