Silver Tongue

Jun 12

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Anonymous asked: Call me evil but now i wanna see Raricow made into an actual burger/s! xD Mmmm it would be juicy and tender for sure... :3

atthefrozenhorizon:

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chefpyro:

litsy-kalyptica:

deeyvthai:

chefpyro:

when a tree gives a handjob it’s called a lumberjack

I hate you

why is this “when”? when does a tree give a handjob?

only when they’re very confident that you’re the right kind of person for them. and never on the first date. be patient

Canadians are the right kind of people for trees.

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queen-of-troy:

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winemomleia:

“it would be impossible for this disabled character to be played by a disabled actor because of the things this character can do in this movie” well then maybe…… you fucked up in the writing of this disabled character……

also cgi exists. if you need your disabled character to walk for a couple of scenes use a body double and green screen. this can also be used for trans characters prior to transition.

if it’s possible to make chris evans look 5ft nothing and skinnier than a maypole then it’s possible to cast disabled actors for disabled characters

The Spy Kids films had disabled actor Ricardo Montalbán play the kids’ disabled grandpa, and in the third movie he was CGI’d into an Iron-Man style bodysuit that made him look like he was able to walk and take part in a high-speed futuristic car race and other action sequences. And this was in 2003.
If a goofy kids’ franchise can do it using embarassingly bad early 2000s CGI, you have literally no excuse.

Somewhat related, in spy kids 3, his disability was part of his drive as they were facing off against the toymaker who is the one who caused their grandpa to be in the wheelchair

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gearholder:

once-a-polecat:

anotherdayforchaosfay:

tygermama:

byebyeskylark:

glynnisi:

captainevans:

“did chris evans actually jump that high to grab onto that helicopter in civil war?”

friendly reminder that chris vaulted with ease over chris pratt after just telling him less than a minute before that he would be able to clear him if he only put his head down.

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I want a Celebrity Obstacle Course show where all the pretty people can show off their hard stunt work for us and also occasionally eat it, because they need to be humbled sometimes. The judges would be career stunt people, to give them visibility, because they work even harder. Shirts optional.

You wouldn’t even finish the phrase “Celebrity Ninja Warrior” before Chris would start jumping up and doing yelling “Me! Me! Pick me!”

Anyone know how to contact Netflix about this?

Celebrity. Ninja. Warrior.

This needs to happen.

I expect Jackie Chan at the judges table.

Nah, jackie would be the host. He would want the professional stunt doubles to have their time in the spotlight as the judges.

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