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yes i do know all the zodiac signs… aries the ram, tavros the bull, gemini the double headed cyclops, cancer the crab, leo the lion fursona, virgo the vampire, libra the scales, serket the spider, saggitarius the buff centaur, aquarius the flying seahorse and pisces the lowkey bitch
you forgot capricorn the juggalo
i know what i’m about son
*Scorpio the spider. Your homestuck was showing too much.
wow you got me thats the only homestuck reference in this entire shitpost congrats
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My german friend doesn’t believe in Roombas
He thinks we’re making it up and hes very angry about it
Hes accusing us of making fake amazon pages
He thinks they’re bullshit and says if we really had them why would we need maids
How do i tell him we mostly dont have maids
“Bro, we don’t have maids.”
So i said “only rich people really have maids”
And he said “why?”
“Maids are expensive”
“Just pay a kid 10€ an hour to clean”
Thats EXPENSIVE and also illegal, buddy
Child labor laws are a thing
He still thinks roombas are a lie
So it turns out in germany they use vacuum cleaners for like, the drapes and shit
So he didnt understand that roombas only clean the floor
He was angry because he thought we were claiming we had wall crawling robots
Now hes mad about dusters because vacuums are more efficient so why would we use feathers on a stick
Oh man don’t tell him about Swiffer brand
I did and he is literally crying with rage
Like i can hear his voice quivering
Holy shit my guy you are actually ruining this mans will to live.
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“queerplatonic” just say moirails you fucking cowards
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couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:
couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:
I found my old Gryffindor robe so I’m just gonna default Hermione for Halloween this year, but I also don’t have anything that could remotely resemble the uniform to wear under it, so like…what should I do about that?
Wear heart boxers and a “I eat ass” shirt underneath and keep the robe closed
Hermione always dressed like that, it was just never important to Harry’s story
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WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
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spoiler: they kicked his butt
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If someone is excited about something and you make them feel stupid for feeling excited about it, you are officially the worst type of person.
(Source: reddit.com, via mbulteau)