Silver Tongue

Jun 11

Steven Universe

S1E1: Steven finds out his favorite ice cream sandwich is discontinued
S5E1: Steven is put on trial by fascist dictators for his mother's war crimes

that-kawoshin-evageek:
an uncrackable cold one meets unstoppable boys
If one places a milkshake in one yard and a cold one waiting to crack in another, which yard would the boys go to?

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lenacorp:

aamphitrites:
u know what makes me lowkey sad? when someone says ‘i know it seems silly’ before talking about something they clearly care very deeply about bc u know that means someone gave them shit for caring that much about that thing before which is Fucked Up.
or when they’re like “i know i talk too much, just tell me to shut up when u get tired” n they say it as a joke but u can see that they’re uncomfortable, n i get so sad n i wanna fight whoever made them feel like they’re not worth of being heard.

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kingdededesairship:

snoopingasusualisee:
nilvoid:
lmao
AVA, TRUE TO CAESAR

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pondwitch:

minesottafatspoollegend:
Everybody needs Todd Howard in a teletubby costume holding a shotgun on their blog.
im 90% sure this isnt todd howard but im not going to stop pretending it is

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nolvini:

I think I get it; now more than ever

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ggonta:

MURIEL

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chefpyro:

me, being arrested for something entirely unrelated to Banksy: “alright, you got me, I’m Banksy”

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