Silver Tongue

Jun 11

thebootydiaries:

caitluffs:

applethefruit:

crrocs:

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

classic

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suturmon:

things I am: gross

thing I am not: not gross

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thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind:

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

(Source: shenanigans-of-a-young-person, via thatsthat24)

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(Source: krool-gwooptsoov, via )

The tooth fairy is fae propaganda

araxoolie:

It teaches your kids that it’s ok to invite the Fae into your home and sell them parts of your body

(via adurot)

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