how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died
classic
things I am: gross
thing I am not: not gross
“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do
(Source: shenanigans-of-a-young-person, via thatsthat24)
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It teaches your kids that it’s ok to invite the Fae into your home and sell them parts of your body
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