Silver Tongue

Jan 26

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killer-queen-official:
“ catastrofe:
“ enters the pope
”
He just beat Undertale
”

killer-queen-official:

catastrofe:

enters the pope

He just beat Undertale

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

antiquebutterfly:
“ elenaditgoia:
“ Moth
”
@banishedquasiroyal ”

antiquebutterfly:

elenaditgoia:

Moth

image
@banishedquasiroyal

(via banishedquasiroyal-deactivated2)

(Source: reddit.com, via demilypyro)

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crustybagelbites:

ratfilms:

crustybagelbites:

crustybagelbites:

Lets bring back 2007-2010 era emoticons cuz life was so much easier when we all showed exactly how we were feeling =3=“

god the tags on this post are so pure

2018 IS THE YEAR YOU DO WHATEVER YOU WANT FUCK CRINGE CULTURE!!  \(>0<)/

i would agree with this but the person who posted this has a homestuck icon therefore the post is invalid

I peed your moms pants last night Loser

(via deep-sea-prince)

glitterfr33ze:
“my name’s jade and i like space and long walks in the park
”

glitterfr33ze:

my name’s jade and i like space and long walks in the park

(via moonpaw)

Judgemental Wood

yourplayersaidwhat:

The team is walking onto a ship.

Bard: I’d like to Sense Motive on the plank.

DM: … Okay?

Bard: It’s a 19! What’s it thinking?

DM: The plank is silently judging the party’s footwear.

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

majere636:

iadoremusicals:

circusdreamerr:

harryjamcs:

why don’t wizards on trial have the option to consent to veritaserum? like I get that it’s illegal to force it on someone and that’s cool, but why not have it as an option for people who are testifying that they’re innocent? like wouldn’t that just make sense? you have a potion that can prove 100% if someone’s telling the truth, but instead of using it you just lock innocent people in soul-sucking prison forever? would it just make wizard court tv too boring if half the cases were solved in like two minutes?

For serious tho

For Sirius tho…

Because wizards are incredibly stupid.

(via bloodsbane)

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