Silver Tongue

Jun 11

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jayrockin:

hyratel replied to your post:

does DPh imprint update/grow with him over time? so will he grow up on a conventional physical timescale, with the offsets of Phantom Time?

This one I’ve figured out less about… since Danny makes new matter every time he transforms, it could follow that his ghost body would age naturally with him aside from the black and white hazmat suit (which is a purely ideological structure and not actually as molecularly complex as real clothing).

Something weird that might happen because of all this: since Ghosts only grow/change their default bodies in abrupt shifts, if Phantom got a “growth spurt” it might physically translate into Fenton’s human body when he turns back? In this scenario Vlad had a similar ghostly growth spurt, which is why Plasmius looks so different than Masters, and he had to master some amount of shape-shifting in order to still appear is a regular fangless human when he turns back. Either that or major ghost-body changes don’t factor into the “coding” for their human forms, in the same way Danny’s hazmat suit doesn’t. Though it would be pretty funny if Danny destroyed his clothes and made a new hazmat suit every time he transformed though, he would have SO MANY HAZMATS. DANNY BECOMES HIS OWN CLOTHES FACTORY, SELLS THEM ON EBAY FOR 100% PROFIT MARGIN

Also Danny definitely stops aging as Phantom, since going ghost halts his regular biological processes. The more time he spends as Phantom the slower he’s going to grow up and mature, he’ll probably wind up still looking like a teenager in his 20s and have an unnaturally long life. Also if his meat body dies Phantom will probably continue to exist so… Danny is functionally immortal as well?

There’s also the alternate evil danny phantom who had fire hair so what if part of the ghost puberty thing involves fire hair?

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Jun 10

paperseverywhere:

What sort of train wreck would Reverse Petstuck Jade and Karkat be like
Reverse petstuck with Jade and Karkat? I can’t decide whether she would be the only thing that could calm him down, or totally give him an aneurysm.
I know that you’re expecting something crazy but I saw this post on my Dash and I couldn’t help it. ;u; 

[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM]

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[SHOVES YOU INTO BED]

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[AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN]

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[THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU]

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[SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU]

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[KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD]

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[BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS]

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“WHY THE *&%# WOULD I DO THAT SHE’S ALREADY ASLEEP”


[RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM]

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[SLAMS THE DOOR]

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deuslock:
“ but-call-me-kat:
“ Sorry to break the news, but you did not report the person behind that blog. Instead, you reported me. And I am still suffering the consequences.
I did not run that blog. Yes, they used my image. All my pictures from...

deuslock:

but-call-me-kat:

Sorry to break the news, but you did not report the person behind that blog. Instead, you reported me. And I am still suffering the consequences.

I did not run that blog. Yes, they used my image. All my pictures from Facebook and Instagram, my statuses, even the captions. And then interspersed them with animal abuse images, fantasies about beastiality, other fucking disgusting sentiments.

You people found my Facebook, where I listed my wildlife rescue group. You didn’t think, for a moment, that it was odd that none of these abuse fantasies appeared on Facebook. A girl who was apparently willing to put her face, her location, the names of her family her local fucking vet clinic on her zoophilic Tumblr page, strangely had none of these thoughts on a just-as-public Facebook page.

Not one single person thought, “This is a bit odd, maybe I should reach out to this person just to confirm that it’s them.”

You people, high on some fantastical idea of justice, called the authorities. And I did not even know about the existence of the blog until the RSPCA showed up on my doorstep one night.

THEY, thankfully, had the sense to believe me. As soon as they showed me the page and I broke down in tears, they got the idea. So they told me to go to the police. The police palmed me off to ACORN (a cybercrime body) who dismissed the case because “nobody in the images was under the age of 18.”

Meanwhile, Tumblr had taken the page down, only for it to resurface again last year.

I then pursued a civil case. Emailed lawyers in my local city. They advised me only to take it to Tumblr, who shut down the page a second time. No further action was taken.

I never received another call from wildlife rescue because I was unable to prove that I did not run this disgusting blog. Wildlife is my biggest passion in the world and I may never work in that industry until I can clear my name.

So I messaged this page - report-a-predator. They told me to prove it - fair enough. So I sent them EVERYTHING. The screenshots, my emails to ACORN and SAPOL and Tumblr and the lawyers. They did not respond. I emailed them again, begging them to clear my name. They did not respond.

I am furious. I am fucking enraged that this post even still exists on their page, because the actions of this so-called “justice group” has directly impacted the life of an innocent person and they will do nothing to acknowledge it. Not even respond to a simple email. Not even take down the incriminating post.

I know my blog is tiny, I know nobody follows it, I know this will probably never be seen. But I am not going to be silent.

If you’re ever caught up in a whirlwind of pseudo-justice, maybe check the facts first.

Oh, look, another example of callous culture ruining people’s fucking lives.

(Source: kat-the-dog-trainer, via bloodsbane)

scotchtapeofficial:

what genetics even determine nipple color

like how come some are pink and some are brown. is it like eye color

imagine if we had several colours for nipples? like, if some had yellow nips and some had green. some have blue and it goes through the colour spectrum

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fizzyliftingmeredith:
“ marvel1980s:
“RIP Adam West
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This made me super sad
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fizzyliftingmeredith:

marvel1980s:

RIP Adam West

This made me super sad

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buttercup-against-terfs:

Just a reminder that only SOME demons are allowed in lgbt+ spaces.

The Babadook ✔
Terfs ❌

(Source: contransversial, via thetimeisneveright)

2srooky:

softwedge:

isn’t it weird how literally nothing has endured from the twilight fandom? like it was such a huge thing and then it just fell off the face of the planet. i can’t remember the last time i saw anything about twilight, and i can’t think of anything in terms of fandom culture that survived from it. weird. 

my best friend left her team jacob shirt at my family’s house almost a decade ago and i stumbled upon it very recently and i had to sit on my floor and hold it in my hands like i was trying to unlock some hidden part of my past located in a screenprinted hot topic tee shirt

It stopped being relevant when the movies ended and the stars went onto better movies

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