Silver Tongue

Jun 10

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danxiously:

orange

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feministflowers:

ok but why be sad when you could think about arthur weasley watching how it’s made

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ciiryah:

a truth half told

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the-jla-watchtower:

Batman. The Gray Ghost. Mayor West. Catman. Mermaid Man and so much more. Adam west you’ve woven your way through the mines and many others childhoods.  Funny and witty. You will be greatly missed.

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• a dipshit politician: i think the earth is actually made of a fart and also it's square.
• news outlet: this politician claims the earht is a square fart? we have called lots of experts on this. heres a gastroenterologist. hello doctor
• gastroenterologist: thank you dianne for having me on the show. farts are poot gas!
• news outlet: mr doctor, is earth a fart?
• gastroenterologsit: as a smart science man, i observe earth and to me personally, it does not seem like farts. could be, but i don't buy it, dianne.
• news outlet: if it were, could it be a square one?
• gastroenterologist: interesting question! i have some evidence that it could not be, because farts arent a shape. however, science is a mysterious sexy woman, so i dont know maybe.
• news outlet: thank you doctor. we will continue giving credibility to this by taking it seriously and asking literally everyone if they think earth could be a square fart for the next 3 years. stay tuned

• Child: Daddy! Look! I drew you and mommy at school today!!
• Me: Hell yeah, fanart

bootslots:

“Does this game have fall damage?” I ask as I have already leapt off the tallest building in the game

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furrypost-generator:

me: im not a furry

narrator: she’s a bitch ass liar

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