Silver Tongue

Jan 24

gaudybitchprince:
kelssiel:
corvidcorgi:
viridian-sun:
heedra:
why do wizards and mages and shit in stuff always have to use a fucking stick or staff to do magic. what’s so special about a gotdamn tree bone
there’s a huge occult explanation for that but long story short: if you miscast do you want a stick to explode or your hand?
also good for hitting people
twirly
dramatic flair
tastes good

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cataclysmicmarauder asked: could you do a fusion of eridan and mituna? (these sprites are so cool and i'd Love to see these two)

princessesaphi:

(thank you ! :))

vegan-vulcan:

Millennials are going to kill the telemarketing and phone scam industries because I don’t know about y'all but I don’t even answer the phone for my own mother, if you need me you’re texting me

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veliseraptor:

taranoire:
have you ever thought about the fact that since thor and loki are like 1000 years old the events of the entire marvel cinematic universe so far has probably been the equivalent of like…..two really, really bad weeks
#worst. spring break. EVER. (via @gaslightgallows)

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punkcandy:

princessmossy:
punkcandy:
iamdoctorpill:
punkcandy:
the only unproblamatic anime boy is alphonse elric. hes never done a damn thing wrong in his life ever.
Attempted alchemy’s one and only taboo?
he just wanted to see his mother smile again you heartless monster
Then what did ed do so wrong?
edward was a little bitch

ed refused to drink his milk

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the signs as totally arbitrary numbers

warrior-of-the-runes:

moxperidot:
Aries: 004034
Taurus: 004001
Gemini: 003976
Cancer: 003894
Leo: 004056
Virgo: 004223
Libra: 003931
Scorpio: 004095
Sagittarius: 004111
Capricorn: 003912
Aquarius: 004308
Pisces: 004322
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

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