Silver Tongue

Jun 09

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mintyfreshmilk:

Ey guys guess what

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR GRADUATION

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Anonymous asked: 😲 Dave and or maybe 🍭 Dirk or reverse. I just really striders.

gaminegay:

there’s no  😲 emoji that I can see so here

‘candy gore’ is an entirely viable thing in homestuck actually

• Me: Let me go slip into something more... comfortable.
• Me: [ comes back wearing a blanket as a cape ]

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE MESS UP READING HIS CALIPER?

#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

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hypeswap:

turing-tested:

slim-turner:

turing-tested:

opinions….are like nipples

explain

i pretend i only have two and on occasion i let close friends see my third and fourth ones

hey hal can you just once think before you make a post

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mintamenapie:

Shout out to all your internet friends who are gone.

Those messenger screen names that haven’t logged on in ages, some before detailed profiles were a thing on those services.

Those emails that are long since abandoned, some with domains that no longer exist.

Those online friends you knew years ago and who then helped shaped you in some way, who you just can’t FIND anymore.

Those people who once were, and hopefully still exist IRL, that seem to have no known internet life anymore.

And those who have actually passed on, and their online lives are now a memorial to them.

I miss you all. I hope life is/was kind to you, and maybe one day, we’ll somehow connect again.

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