Silver Tongue

Jun 09

[video]

Silence of the Lamps

me: hey how you doing
my rude-ass table lamp:
me: aight I'll go fuck myself then

mysharona1987:

Trump is single-handedly putting The Onion out of business.

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[video]

awildcale:

cityinthesea:
dark tumblr show me the post canon pre reconciliation that begins w dirk so much as looking at another boy a second too long and jake finds himself just fucking bristling uncontrollably
nice

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oolongteamix:

Napping

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magicalgirlmindcrank:

rolling a 1 on resist intrusive thoughts

@whitepeopledoingdumbshit

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i enter the web design class

sasshunter:

uhlfric:
h1 {
font-family: “Comic Sans MS”;
font-size: “50px”;
font-color: “magenta”;
}

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chefpyro:

chefpyro:
less than 200 away from 10K…

I can’t believe that tom is a universe with a dimension hopping cancer.

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