DM: Alright, no more dumb questions.
Me: Can I ask a smart question?
DM: Uhhh…yeah. Sure.
Me: What’s the molecular weight of barium?
*DM then sighs, and slowly pulls out his phone to look it up*
Easter is on April 1st this year, which works because nothing is a bigger April Fools joke when you open up a tomb three days later and the dude’s gone.
Anyone else think about how convoluted the hiveswap extended universe is?
It starts with joey and judes half siblings (the mother is their estranged aunt who turned out to not actually be related to their father) and the kids of their babysitter. the world gets destroyed and shit happens. then it cuts to arena stickball gijinkas fighting quadrant gijinkas with kismesis as the leader despite moirail being much more competent. the snowball gijinka cuts off kismessis eye and arm and some teal makes the man on the moon gijinka blow off not elwurds eye and arm. then not elwurd dies at some point but joey and judes half brother ends up stopping that from happening. alternate version of the babysitter ends up becoming a god or something. I really think they jumped the shark. im glad disney bought hiveswap and declared the extended universe non canon.
