Anyone else think about how convoluted the hiveswap extended universe is?
It starts with joey and judes half siblings (the mother is their estranged aunt who turned out to not actually be related to their father) and the kids of their babysitter. the world gets destroyed and shit happens. then it cuts to arena stickball gijinkas fighting quadrant gijinkas with kismesis as the leader despite moirail being much more competent. the snowball gijinka cuts off kismessis eye and arm and some teal makes the man on the moon gijinka blow off not elwurds eye and arm. then not elwurd dies at some point but joey and judes half brother ends up stopping that from happening. alternate version of the babysitter ends up becoming a god or something. I really think they jumped the shark. im glad disney bought hiveswap and declared the extended universe non canon.
The context behind this image is even fucking funnier imo. Dolphins will bonk this kind of puffer fish because when it puffs up it also release a toxin that’s normally deadly to other fish but just gives dolphins a mild high
There’s six guys who live in this flat and all they do all day is play WoW and watch movies. Waking up at 2pm every day and there’s always just someone asleep on the bed near all the multimonitor computer setups. There’s always music playing and it feels like a recovery day every day, padding around blearily in pyjamas or underwear. Old hoodies from defunct school teams. They’ve got this system where they’re selling their excess computing power to companies and hosting all this warez, and they’re stealing the internet from the business next door anyway and getting welfare on top of all that. They’re self sufficient and never go outdoors except to buy more fast food, and even then only in the dark. But then one of them wakes up dead some heavy afternoon. He’s just dead and they don’t know why but maybe the floor covered in fast food wrappings is a clue. They don’t want to tell the cops because of the purgatory den they live in and the illegality that supports it, and as far as they know he never had any actual parents. So it’s trouble. It’s taking a long trip out to the forest and thinking about how stars are so far away for the first time in a long time. It’s sweating in the cold air and digging a hole all night with your brand new shovels to leave him alone in. And it’s a long few days cracking all his passwords to keep his identity and associated payments persisting. Until the rhythm of waking up every day at 2pm to play WoW for nine hours and half watch a movie on your other monitor takes over again. It’s the same as it ever was except now there’s a room no one ever goes in.
every day i blog i am under the constant fear of reblogging nsfw fanart by accident because y’all like to get cute with your porno now. like im gonna reblog what looks like totally innocuous Kirby fanart at first glance but when I go to look back at it later, Kirby ACTUALLY has his big penis out but otherwise its just a cute pic of kirby. or like, i’m gonna share a pic of Optimus Prime and not notice that he’s got a big drippy vagina. i thought he was leaking energon from fighting megatron but no optimus prime is down to be penetrated right now and i didnt even notice
i want to bring this post back because this exact fucking thing happened to two of my friends earlier completely separately from each other
someone drew a pic of futaba from P5 with her pussy out but was so subtle with the fact that the pussy was out that people are retweeting it without noticing the pussy. because y’all keep getting fucking sneaky and cute with it.
the pussy is hidden under the cut, invisible from the twitter preview. how many people accidentally shared futaba’s pussy today? how many people were tricked?
