Silver Tongue

Jan 21

stem-cell:
nortonism:
The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…
“You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.” ― John Berger, Ways of Seeing
I know I’ve reblogged this before but it’s so important.

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mormonfries:

starlight-lilith:
I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say
reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on

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On Making Babies Stealthier

yourplayersaidwhat:

Warlock: Can you put babies inside bags of holding?
Rogue: …Do we have a bag of holding?
Warlock: No, but wouldn’t that’ve been good?

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banishedquasiroyal:

daystxlker:
botgalhs:
diamondbirdy01:
botgalhs:
Kanaya, staring at Karkat: “Forbidden Snack”
hey op what the fuck
I think you know exactly what the fuck.
well…..
this is canon so
[to the tune of the pillow pet jingle] he’s a mutant 💉 and your friend 💉 kanaya don’t eat your friend(s)! 💉

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Kanaya, holding a human baby: “Oh, oh my gosh! Look at your little hands! The grub human has hands! Rose look, the grub has hands!”
Rose: “They are a baby, and yes, humans are born with hands.”
Kanaya: “Five little fingers! Little fingers!”
Baby: *baby noises*
Kanaya: “Ahhhh????” *looks at Rose* “Ahhhh!?!?!” *looks at baby*
Baby: *grips Kanaya's finger*
Kanaya: “Ahhhh!!!!!!”

thedoomtrout:

sallyyates:
missymalice:
weight-a-second:
what a time to be alive
no cognitive issues, y’all!!!!!

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You really can’t overexaggerate how stupid this man is, he’s really that fucking dumb

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I’m a foster mother to 100 baby spiders

fortidogi:

greylilacs:
greylilacs:

Okay so the other day I was taking the trash out and my nail caught on a spider egg sac!
Unfortunately it split open and all the little eggs came tumbling out and luckily landed in a box.
After getting them all in a glass, I was left with several questions, no answers and guilt! But I asked in a few spider groups and got a tutorial on making a spider incubator!
Sooo! We went through a few different stages of mini Orbeez
And by mini I mean REALLY mini!
But finally we started seeing development!
See the little white dot?! That’s a wee lil baby!
Then more started showing up!
Then the day came!! Little legs started showing up!!
And then!!!
Today I just went to look and!!
!!!
MY BABIES ARE HATCHING!
Update
They’re perfect in every way and I love my dumb spider babies.
This is Joseph. He’s learning to walk properly.
He’s not very good at it yet though.
He try his best.
He has a fucking :3 on his face.

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