I’ve effectively nerfed myself from ever becoming popular on tumblr because my url is an obscure lego character, and thank god for that
what, you mean you tumblypoos haven’t heard of heckin TIPPY DOORMAN? sit down children because i’m gonna learn you a thing
tippy is only the most sexiest little cinnamon roll in the entire lego franchise. he is a doorman (professional door opener for you plebs!) so you KNOW he’s always putting ladies first on his dates 😜. but you also have to WATCH OUT! because this cinnamon roll is actually…
a SINNAMON ROLL MASTER CRIMINAL who can outsmart even the cleverest police officer. And he’ll remain so prim and proper while doing it to! he’s like benedict cumberbatch if he were playing moriarty instead of sherlock. TOTAL FANGASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you literally can’t get any hotter than this. so remember your door manners children, and you might get a chance at this HUNK of a doorman
guys. guys I just had a fucking vision of the next tumblr meme
you can do this with basically every cartoon animal and some real animals as well. I’m picturing fucking otters and like. snoopy and shit but garfield was the perfect prototype
[I.D. Two drawings of Garfield. The first is sitting down like a normal cat, as he used to be portrayed in the comics. The second, he is standing on two legs like a human and points to himself with a red glint in his eye. Text above and below reads “Become Bipedal.” End I.D.]
Thanks for the text ID! Anyway I did more of these and you guys can too
This post is what, hours old? Are y'all going for some kind of shitpost speedrun? Cuz i’m totally here for that
BRO HOLY SHIT SOMEONE ADDED A DS9 MEME TO THIS???? bestie I literally have a Star Trek blog where I talk about DS9 all the time there is NO need to apologize when I saw someone tagged this with Garak I freaked the fuck out
