liquidstar asked: This is the most blessed blog. Hey, Seb, besides being adorable what do you like to do for fun?
me, in 2014: haha what is up with people who want to fuck monsters that’s disgusting
me, now: 3 werewolves fucked me in a denny’s bathroom
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which Denny’s
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okay here’s my controversial opinion of the day
it’s okay if the things you like aren’t, like, artistic masterpieces.
not everything has to be deep and full of symbolism and a groundbreaking. it’s okay to just like things because they’re fun or goofy or have characters you really like. it’s honest to god okay to say the things you like are bad, especially since all standards of artistic merit are basically made up anyway.
enjoy the garbage for what it is.
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if you rooted for team rocket as a kid you’re definitely gay now
shit u right
gay culture is rooting for team rocket
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Our very kind DM: Okay, the Nothic has noticed you, and you feel a terrible dread wash over you. What are you gonna do?
Rogue (ooc): I’m proficient in persuasion, I’m gonna tell it I mean it no harm, I meant to miss that shot, please don’t kill me.
DM: Roll for it
Rogue (ooc): I got a 23
DM: [sigh] You hear a voice in your head telling you “There is no harm done, but I require sustenance. Bring me bodies.”
Fighter (ooc): Wait, he lives in a crevasse in a cave and he eats corpses? He’s the Trash Man! He’s Danny Devito!
For the rest of the session and the next, our whole party (excluding our Wizard) made friends with the Nothic and kept calling him Danny or Mr. Devito, with our DM reluctantly agreeing to let us. In the next session, however, she made the Nothic forget us and our bargain, making us kill Danny Devito.
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Capitalist culture is service industry workers not being allowed to sit down for their entire shifts, no matter how dead the traffic flow gets.
Capitalist culture is service industry workers sacrificing their comfort for antagonizing and pervy customers who are “always right”.
Capitalist culture is giving students homework in order to prepare them for their future careers where they’ll inevitably need to “take work home with them” or work extra hours in order to put bread on the table.
Capitalist culture is helping physically/mentally ill people only to the extent that they’re able to generate profitable labor again.
Capitalist culture is destroying food that can’t be sold rather than distributing it to poor people according to need.
Capitalist culture is monetizing knowledge and making it artificially scarce so that owners can profit and laypeople are left in the dark.
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cops in america are legally allowed to take people’s property (including large sums of money) purely because they feel like it. it’s called civil forfeiture and there are literally thousands of cases of pigs taking people’s property. that is looting.
i watched this happen to my roommate after the cops kicked our doors in at 6 AM on a weekday for a no-knock raid that, surprise surprise, didn’t turn out anything. they opened his wallet in front of him, took out about $300 and told him that since they had no record of where it came from on premises, that they’d have to take it from him. they took this man’s rent money right in front of him while he was in cuffs and told him “too bad”.
there was also a friend’s car in our drive way that had broken down so they left it over night. the doors were locked and the windows were up, and since the owner wasn’t there, they decided it’d be cool to just bust in all the windows to perform another fruitless search.
In Philly it’s been a HUGE and MASSIVE problem with cops taking people’s bank accounts, cars, electronics and pretty much anything worth any amount of money under a law that lets the DA seize property they think is related to a crime. “Related’ is a vague term though. They once forced a women and her grandchildren out of her home to sell it at auction because her son was found by police with $20 worth of weed.
(Depending on the property in question it can go under Civil Property Seizure or Seize and Seal, they’re not the same law but they work the same)
They don’t have to prove it’s related to a crime before or after, and even if the person suspected of the crime is cleared at questioning or acquitted at trial, you have to go through a MONTHS long process of court appearances (you can’t miss one or be late or you lose, no rescheduling) in hopes that they MIGHT get their stuff back. Most don’t.
Most people don’t think it’s worth the expense of days missed at work and a lawyer to get back a couple hundred dollars or whatever else the police stole. The city makes MILLIONS of dollars each year off this, around $6-10 (The DA doesn’t provide figures)
but tell me more about “good cops.”
because i hate the civil forfeiture system, the NYPD civil forfeiture system keeps no tally of its forfeitures because it would crash their system to compute it, and there may be only one backup of the whole system. a system that seized (an assumed) $68 million in property just in 2013.
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