Silver Tongue

Jun 05

bodhians:
“ propertyofseverustsnape:
“ lucyaudley:
“ the-stig:
“ optimysticals:
“ Quality content.
”
This is wonderful news.
”
The 70s were a magical time
”
God bless the 70s and its devil may care pink shorts
”
The gay energy emanating from this is...

bodhians:

propertyofseverustsnape:

lucyaudley:

the-stig:

optimysticals:

Quality content.

This is wonderful news.

The 70s were a magical time

God bless the 70s and its devil may care pink shorts

The gay energy emanating from this is off the fucking charts

(Source: beckett-byrne, via thatsthat24)

cyan-biologist:
“ the-awkward-turt:
“I guess one cricket wasn’t enough
”
Sorry
”

cyan-biologist:

the-awkward-turt:

I guess one cricket wasn’t enough

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Sorry

(via bloodsbane)

frantastically:

[meteor month 2]

[karkat voice] you know it’s actually pretty convenient that your species is also nocturnal since if it weren’t the conflicting sleep schedules would get irritating real fast.

[rose voice] what? oh, no, humans are diurnal. dave and i are just disasters.

(via moonpaw)

(Source: nitw-edits, via bloodsbane)

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gearholder:

entirelytookeen:

jack-bauer-afarmerfromillinois:

dateagirlwhosweird:

Date a girl who crawled out of a TV intending to kill you but ended up crawling into a candlelit dinner you started preparing for seven days in advance and was so astonished she gave it a try and now you’re married.

#the real ring was the one she put on her finger [X]

#this is part of babadook lesbian culture [X]

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Goals as fuck ; w;

wasn’t she like 13?

(via gearholder)

mahakavi:

icelikevinyl:

mahakavi:

i just saw a post on fb that said men shouldn’t let their girlfriends/wives pump gas….like literally men should be the only ones putting gas in the car….what is the logic someone explain

well u see, once a woman has a taste of control of phallic “pumping” & ejaculation of gasoline into the warm and receptive car body, she will carry this energy forth as an emasculatory force against the man in question, stripping his life of meaning, since fucking the car is usually his prerogative and his main source of identity

i’ve been screaming at this for 10 hours

imagine being cucked by a car

(via bloodsbane)