Silver Tongue

Jan 05

catchymemes:

(Source: catchymemes, via aeritus)

clotpolesonly:

mattg124:

angrynerdyblogger:

straight-up-juggahos:

kendralynora:

buginateacup:

jaydenw:

whitepajamas:

automatonic-absinthe:

isaia:

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?

I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

okay but australia and canada are countries while texas is a state. like yeah theyre bigger than texas but theyre also comprised of other states. if you really wanna one up texas while staying in the same category, compare it to alaska

(via newbarrk)

humanjeff:

mosticonicposts:

sagihairius:

Do you think they’re friends or enemies

we fuck sometimes

you’re avoiding the question

(via newbarrk)

wolf-beil:

maykitz:

finding out 2021 is a year of the ox via the sudden influx of anime cowgirls art

(via stemmmm)

agentperilovesyou:

MONOPOLY!
HOMESTUCK EDITION ;D

(via turing-tested)

sneached:

your gravity can fall?? that’s so poggers

(via liquidstar)

buggyeyes:

tiktoksthataregood:

(via chefpyro)

[video]

lillielzangeki89:

⊂((・▽・))⊃

ll•Twitter • ll• Instagram• ll •Deviantart•ll•Facebook•ll

(via vivziepop)

sachinmandal:

Vampire amoeba

(via newbarrk)