Silver Tongue

Mar 30

bassacaglia:
starcitysirens:
People on twitter are always like ‘there’s still people on tumblr?’… As if Twitter wasn’t full of stolen text posts, gifs and art originally posted here
They think that they’re doing an archeological dig but really they’re just walking into our houses picking up random stuff and saying “Wow, what a beautiful post! Shame that the people who made it died a long time ago :(((” While we stare at them from our dinner tables
@transgirl-link this was too fuckin funny to leave in the notes

(via redsephirah)

sharkpunks:

hatingongodot:
Hi! Librarian here. Did you know that [attacks you with a sword] [attacks you with a sword] [rolls away] [attacks you with a sword] [rolls away] [casts spell of stab you with knives] [attacks you with a sword]

(via demilypyro)

Mar 29

runby2:

runby2:
pogaytosalad:
Whats your favourite gif(aside from horse plinko) youve seen on tumblr. Ill go first.
your meme is way better than ours can snail jet be the new horse plinko

(via liquidstar)

cognitohazardous:

divinesilverdingo:
wonderfulworldofmichaelford:
Dark Elton John
Austin Powers

(via liquidstar)

fetus-cakes:

only-tiktoks:
the last should have been an Invasion of the Bodysnatcher scream

(via xxtc-96xx)

[video]

cgoblinqueen asked:

Would newt be any more receptive to boops than scarfy?

xxtc-96xx:

reaction pending

why-its-kai:

neofooturism:
verdanturf:
im in a group message with a bunch of straight guys and i have no idea what’s going on. for example one of them just shared this meme which is simply enlightened:
what’s not to get

(via demilypyro)

Anonymous asked:

Exodus was written before jesus was an idea. Let’s not try to apply jesus to the torah.

I would love to know what post this is in reference to because i havent talked about either

Mar 28

whitetrashappalachiancryptid:

(via stemmmm)