oh, crime confession time? this isnt illegal, but it is very funny and my family hates me for it. context: my brother is 20, in the army, and has an 18 year old wife fresh out of high school, because he wanted an apartment and more benefits because army wife shit. he is a trump supporter. i am also 18, and a lesbian. bro gets booted from the army cause of asthma, divorces his wife, and moves back to florida. i made friends with his wife. i slept with his wife. anyway his wife is my wife now lol
I just told my dad and brother about this and my dad said “But you do control your own motivation?” and my brother recoiled in horror so you can probably guess which one of them has ADHD
Motivation is a rare and passing favour granted by the stars. An elusive wind that comes and goes in its own time
Who…who controls their own motivation??
Neurotypicals, allegedly.
Wait.. people can control their motivation???
Allegedly.
Wack.
@ neurotypicals: IS THIS TRUE???????? CAN YOU JUST LIKE…. TURN IT ON AND OFF?????????????????
normal brain: playing pokemon B/W as a nuzlocke or efficient playthrough proves N right because you turned your pokemon into tools for your own personal gain
galaxy brain: playing pokemon X/Y without using mega evolution proves Lysandre right, because you are presented with a scarcity scenario with the mega ring and you use your strength to selfishly decide that nobody should have or use one
universe brain: Resetting pokemon D/P/Pt proves Cyrus right because you have full control over the game’s universe and can freely remake it in your image on a whim.
Nothing proves Archie and Maxie right because they are morons.
i mean, the water cycle proves archie wrong so theres that
funny set of events from yesterday is people finding out the pogchamp guy is a qanon covid truther and going to try and purge anything “pog” related from their lexicon, only to double down on “pogging” because it turns out the pogchamp guy really hates that his only legacy is “the pogchamp guy”
