Silver Tongue

Jun 04

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arkvicarious:
*a generally normal object*
humans:
*a generally normal object but very, very small*
humans: :O!!!!!!!!
This is an alien meme.

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ourqueenfelinefatale:

eastervampire:
“"Rebecca Sugar is the first woman to have her own cartoon on Cartoon Network!!!”
“"Villainous creator is the first poc to have their own show”
That’s cute
If you’re a millennial and you didn’t watch this masterpiece then your childhood musta been horrible.

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lilyvonpseudonym:

mattie-fresh:
dynastylnoire:
black-geek-supremacy:
dynastylnoire:
fattyatomicmutant:
motherhenna:
me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats??
Class: Infant
Race: human
Strength: 0 can barely support own head
Agility 0 needs to learn to walk
Intelligence: 2, understands that crying brings food, replacement of soiled garments with fresh ones
Wisdom 1 no object permanence
Charisma: 20 becuase people lose their shit around babies, -1 for each month until Terrible Twos and all Charisma drops to 1.
HP: 2
Spells per day: Cloudkill, Telepathic Summons, Sleep (casts on Self),
Infant fingernails: does +1 cutting/slashing damage
Infant head butt: +5 mele damage
Adult Earring pull: +2 Slashing damage
Vomit : +1 acid damage
Stinky diaper: +200 poison damage
Under what conditions would the baby level?
After 6000 crawls walking would become available
PLEASE DO NOT BRING BABY INTO COMBAT

BABIES DO NOT GAIN EXPERIENCE THROUGH THAT

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every su critical post

scotchtapeofficial:

um i thought steven didnt know how to use his gem powers (see: s1e01) but in later episodes he’s seen having a lot of control over them??? :/ come on rebecca sugar.. really… the crew thought we’d miss this lol…

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