Silver Tongue

Jan 19

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wastehound-am:

There are no atheists when the toilet water is rising.

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a-bra-ca-fuck-you:
“oh hogg?
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a-bra-ca-fuck-you:

oh hogg?

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hacash:

mnemehoshiko:

historymiss:

I like to imagine Kylo has a bunch of useless scoundrel-y type skills that he pretends he doesn’t have, like he’s actually a really good shot and great at picking locks and occasionally when the First Order raids smuggling vessels for supplies he’ll do a personal sweep of the vehicle, sigh heavily and bang on a certain interior panel so the *really* good stuff will fall out.

#thanks DAD

#he’s godawful at strategy games he had to stop playing space chess with hux bc he lost every single time#but when they switched to cards instead he took hux for all he was worth and then some#(mostly because if you have lando calrissian and han solo teaching you how to play cards the overriding strategy is#“cheat like hell and don’t get caught”) (via @notbecauseofvictories)

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angryqueerautie:

vann-haal:

angryqueerautie:

I am starting to notice a shift from “we millenials need to remember how shitty it feels for older generations to act like we’re clueless” to “ugh man gen z really is a bunch of dipshits.”

y’all

fucking stop

Tide pods tho

1. Gen z is not the first group to participate in dangerous YouTube challenges. Cinnamon challenge, anyone?

3. The Tide pod/forbidden snacks meme started in autistic and ND communities in reference to how frustrating it is to have something seem like the perfect stim only to have it be dangerous. It got stolen by neurotypicals, who turned it into whatever it is now. It’s fidget spinners all over again.

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obstinatecondolement:

amorremanet:

thismissatomicbomb:

piercinaldhawthorne:

has anyone noticed clark kent looks a little bit like superman?

Don’t be ridiculous. Superman doesn’t wear glasses.

I keep telling you guys: he takes them off when he transforms.

That doesn’t make any sense, he wouldn’t be able to see.

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