Silver Tongue

Jan 18

starjj21 replied to your post: there’s little difference between baby boomers…
People felt that joking about eating a tide pod made them uncool? I literally thought it was a joke that most people knew it’d be dumb af to eat.

youre putting too much weight on the kind of influence tumblr has. The tide pod challenge started on youtube, disconnected from the forbidden fruit meme. dangerous challenges like this happen all the time and needs to be addressed. 

hi-def-doritos:

hi-def-doritos:

charming-tothelast:

hi-def-doritos:

manasaysay:

hi-def-doritos:

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

I like your dad already

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

oh WOW

This is by far my most popular post.

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xaldien:
“Fellas is it gay to take care of your children?
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xaldien:

Fellas is it gay to take care of your children?

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Anonymous asked: Kanaya, but she's part frog.

filibusterfrog:

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@banishedquasiroyal

eric-coldfire:
“ great-tweets:
“Welp, time to move!
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Why move? Its dead.
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eric-coldfire:

great-tweets:

Welp, time to move!

Why move? Its dead.

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metalgirlysolid:
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metalgirlysolid:

weatherman667:

metalgirlysolid:

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There’s also best quality fan subtitles.  Each is colour-coded after the characters, with full shadow.

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Finally.

Someone who understands.

subtitles that have a unique writing style and colour to make the person talking be much more personal and individual

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how to fucking flag pedophiles

constellations-and-energy:

softtvelvet:

excalibelle:

socialjusticeolivia:

discourserealness:

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

THIS IS GOOD AND ALL BUT PLEASE IF THEY HAVE ACTUAL CP PLEASE REPORT IT TO FBI TIPS,

If it’s clear they have broken laws (they post/talk about using child porn, admit to things they’ve done with minors, etc), go fill out a form here ( https://tips.fbi.gov ) to make the FBI aware and bring this filth to justice. Every single one. And if there’s no proof of criminal offense, then go on and flag them, at least then they aren’t here to prey on children on the internet.

Hi guys I recently had a run in with a pedophile who was posting child pornography, please don’t call the police there’s not a whole lot they can do in situations of tracking unless it’s in your home state! And they don’t have a department that deals with blogs.

Instead call 1-800-843-5678 or fill out a form for cybertipline.com , they reach out within the same day and deal with these assholes all the time. They will contact you if they need more assistance or if they’ve resolved it! The police department redirected me to the hotline and will do so in every situation unless it’s local. Stay safe!

WHAT THE FUCK EW???????? 

REBLOG TO WRECK A PEDOPHILE 

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rootfauna:

once-a-polecat:

turning21wasunimpressive:

madmadmadamem:

galpalsincorporated:

Stop asking little girls if they have boyfriends
Stop referring to the boys that little girls are friends with as their “little boyfriends”
Stop telling little girls they’re going to have boyfriends or be “boy crazy”
Stop raising children on heteronormativity and let them be children

Additionally:
1. It’s not funny
2. It’s not cute
3. You are embarrassing them
4. You are completely disregarding them when they tell you “no” and you insist

Stop doing the same to little boys too.

They are not “a little lady’s man.”

Don’t excuse him picking on a girl as him having a crush. Correct the behavior and stop treating it like it’s cute and normal.

Also stop insisting little boys have crushes on significantly older women. It’s gross.

Just let kids be kids.

Also, if a child has a crush, don’t keep referring to it over and over for months on end.  They grow.  They change.  They don’t want you harping on the fact that they used to have a crush on someone who’s now just a friend, or an enemy or someone who they just see in the halls.  Leave it be.  You’re embarassing them.

^ not only that, but that mentality eases them into the world of “I don’t like this person anymore but everyone else thinks they’re great and is so happy about this relationship that I’d rather stay in it than disappoint anyone”

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