Silver Tongue

Jan 18

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whimps:
I am having a terrible night because of my transitional dysphoria so naturally the only thing I can do to cheer myself up is laugh about the situation.
Smile through the struggle.
The Manliest Girl Scout

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Foiled!

talesfromtreatment:

Today I got to go on one of our runs to more rural shelters to help relieve overcrowding there. We ended up bringing back 21 kittens and 10 dogs. So fun day. But this morning, while I was getting stuff together in preparation for the 90 minute drive…. This happened.
Excuse you Tiniest Opossum, but you are NOT allowed to escape through the front bars of the cat carrier we were housing you in. I’m going to put you back.
“NO!”
I am going to catch you and put you back and you have no say in this matter.
“NO!”
Catching you and putting you back now.
“NOOOOOO!”
Aaaand back you go. Let go of the purple towel and go in the cardboard box.
“Noooooooooooo!”

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thehumon:

I don’t know how many Swedes follow me, but I HAD to share this. (To be fair, Danes don’t understand Swedes either)
Gimli (in Swedish): I never thought I’d die next to a Dane.
Legolas (in Danish): How about dying next to a friend?
Gimli (in Swedish): What the fuck are you saying?

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antiblck:

666year:
antiblck:
i have an absolute AMAZING idea for a new discord update…
what is it :?
well my good sir, you’ve heard of @everyone and @here, now get ready for an @anyone feature. it tags someone in the server you’re in at random

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flyingcuttlefish:

inkpigeon:
hectocotyli-everywhere:
Okay, but can we talk about the development of the atlantic blue marlin for second?
WOW
Look how cute the little babies are omg!!
90% EYEBALL

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