an official d&d sourcebook: Dragons like to draw stars around their own names to show how important they are
“Important ideas are emphasized in spoken Draconic by stressing the beginning and end of the word. In the written form, important words are marked with a special symbol of six lines radiating outward, similar to an asterisk *. This device is most often used by dragons when referring to themselves.”
I aspire to this level of Extra
“No, brave heroes! Come no further…”
“This cave is occupied by an ancient dragon called… *~*flamedrake69*~*…”
dude i swear based on the demands overwatch players keep making to blizzard
it’s like almost none of them have ever played an online shooter before and just suck at them
mercy, back when i played the damn game was a fragile healer class with a shitty little pistol as a last resort defense
and they made her even shittier with every single nerf they’ve done to her
“she heals too much!!!”
she’s a healer class
that’s her primary thing
her healing is supposed to be huge and overhwhelming cause she’s supposed to stick to her teammates like glue and keep alternating healing between them
how fucking bad are you at shooters if you can’t even shoot the medic that’s literally glowing almost all the time and has the lowest possible health value you can get in overwatch
We naturally put millionaires and billionaires in the same general class of person, but the only reason to do that is because the words are similar. Since these aren’t numbers we can actually visualize, it’s important to understand what a billion of something is. To travel a million inches, you’d have to travel from the Southern-most tip of Manhattan and go to the Bronx. To travel a billion inches, you’d have to fly from New York to Shanghai twice. A million seconds is a little over 11 days. A billion seconds is nearly 32 years. A million ounces is about the weight of a train car. A billion ounces is 4.5 Eiffel Towers. Use these to conceptualize what the difference between a millionaire and a billionaire is, and the absurd amount of wealth we’re talking about.
Listen, i’d absolutely fuck a consenting, self-aware monster, but I wouldn’t fuck every monster.
A werewolf, he comes to me and says “hey, you wanna go for a ride?” and I says “sure” because he’s hot.
But If Godzilla came to me and says that, no. Godzilla is a father figure. Not for fucking.
Op the fact that size doesn’t deter you but the principal of the matter and the metaphorical ramifications of sexing Godzilla makes you the perfect 2018 mood honestly
This is the nicest addition to this post I’ve gotten. Its mostly other monsterfuckers calling me a coward.
