notice:
millennials who complain about our generation being mistreated and disrespected and then turn 27 and suddenly start shitting on gen Z kids the exact same way are hereby cancelled every single fucking one of you
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y’know i like to joke that greek mythology is the weirdest ancient religion but i’d just like to say: what the fuck, norse myth
alright, fair,
weirdest things loki has done, a ranking:
- the thing where he banged a horse and gave birth to an 8-legged horse
- testicle tug-of-war
- helps thor with a fake marriage by dressing thor up as a bride and being his bridesmaid
- ruins a dinner party via rap battle
- whatever the hell this is referring to:
dont forget that time he gave birth to a puppy that kills everyone
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Sometimes I lay awake at night and then I remember Tricky Dick’s Wet n’ Wild Water Heist of 1967 and there goes any chance of me getting any rest
Tricky Dicks what?
Oh, you know
The thing in the 60’s where this guy
Suddenly stole buckets upon buckets of water from this thing
And got slapped in the hand for it
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Anonymous asked: Hey Ralf why is it that people with deer fursonas are always twinks
Hey, this post may contain sexually explicit content, so we’ve hidden it from public view.
Introverts don’t make friends, they get adopted by an extrovert.
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