Silver Tongue

Jun 01

anotherworldsmith:

anotherworldsmith:

prokopetz:

Historically, there are major four groups that have commonly been described as “adventurers”:

a. Pirates and bandits who realised that the real money lay in getting people to pay them to go pillage someone else;

b. Members of the idle rich who wandered about robbing tombs and subjugating the locals for fun rather than for profit, often distinguishable from the first group only by the presence of a “Sir” before their names;

c. People who just wanted to look at birds, but it sort of got out of hand; and

d. Lesbians.

Now, I’m not saying that this taxonomy would make a reasonable basis for a class system in a tabletop roleplaying game, but I’m not not saying it either.

D&D but your only class choices are Pirate, The Idle Rich, Birdwatcher, and Lesbian.

@probablybadrpgideas

why not be all four at the same time? a lesbian pirate who is secretly rich and enjoys bird watching

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

this1goesto11:

gaylor-moon:

Offense but like how many years did straight people call everything they hated or disliked “gay”,,,,,, yet y'all can’t handle a single generalized statement online about being cis/het but okay!

We’re real people, though.

Local Cishet Admits They Don’t Think Gay People Are Real

(via thetimeisneveright)

rainy-days-are-over:
“ sneeringimperialist:
“Bring the child unto me
” ”

rainy-days-are-over:

sneeringimperialist:

Bring the child unto me

image

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

beecher-arts:
“If this isn’t what you thought of when you heard about Merle’s dance and “Body Rolls” then you are wrong.
”

beecher-arts:

If this isn’t what you thought of when you heard about Merle’s dance and “Body Rolls” then you are wrong.

(via bloodsbane)

indirispeaks:
“ arewehavingpunyet:
“I ain’t afraid of no goats.
”
I am suspicious of the pineapple though.
”

indirispeaks:

arewehavingpunyet:

I ain’t afraid of no goats.

I am suspicious of the pineapple though.

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

[video]

rmagpfs:
“I had a flashback to a gif I saw in like 2007 and it somehow made me do a Maxie version
”

rmagpfs:

I had a flashback to a gif I saw in like 2007 and it somehow made me do a Maxie version

(via moonpaw)

carnations-and-carnassials:
“ JUNE BUGS: DAY 1: COLEOPTERA
I dont usually draw bugs, and that shows p bad doesnt it? The anatomy here is like, 90% mammalian 5% bug 5% bullshit aha this was suposed to be a sketch
”

carnations-and-carnassials:

JUNE BUGS: DAY 1: COLEOPTERA

I dont usually draw bugs, and that shows p bad doesnt it? The anatomy here is like, 90% mammalian 5% bug 5% bullshit aha this was suposed to be a sketch

(via jayrockin)

hate ably popular is just an extension of cringe culture mixed with counter culture where they hate things that are popular for being popular and the people for enjoying them. It’s boring, needlessly aggressive and people who partake in it just need to let people enjoy things

hypeswap:

moonpaw17:

hypeswap:

hiveswap not coming out this month would be homophobia

maybe shes not ready yet tyde

youre right….. i shouldnt rush her

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