Silver Tongue

May 31

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periegesisvoid:

argumate:

glumshoe:

“we’ve explored more of space than the ocean….”

I mean. Well. I don’t know how to say this diplomatically, but… that’s… wrong. That’s not true. I might not know a whole lot about space but I am pretty sure that it’s sorta the biggest thing there is.

some kind of weird inverted universe thing where space is finite and a few miles deep at most and the ocean goes on forever and the seafloor is actually the event horizon at the edge of our lightcone

Flat Earth conspiracies

(via bloodsbane)

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"You call it terrorism. I call it patriotism": Jeremy Christian's Arraignment Was Raucous -

fumbledeegrumble:

bogleech:

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Mainstream news acting all shocked by this guy when the rest of us here on the internet have heard right-wing fanatics spout shit like this for years and years under the laughably fake bullshit excuse of “trolling.”

Everyone who treats 4chan and its spawn with kid gloves can kiss my fat ass. This is what we get when we act like bigotry on the internet occurs in a vacuum. Bogleech is right, and I’ve been saying this for years.

(via dan-mcneely)

mbulteau:

cartoontees:

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why is everybody roasting so hard on pachycephalosaurus

I have no idea what this is, but I’m laughing

it’s a character whose name is padparadscha but that’s fucking hard to pronounce and spell so everyone says stuff that vaguely sounds like it. It’s like the blenderhop cucumberpatch but with a less obnoxious character

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pondwitch:
“ skumpitt:
“ go-go-powdergangers:
“you have to be fucking kidding me
”
Just a reminder that Bethesda actually thought this was an acceptable way to end a story.
”
me: hey fawkes can you walk five feet into this room and type 3 numbers on...

pondwitch:

skumpitt:

go-go-powdergangers:

you have to be fucking kidding me

Just a reminder that Bethesda actually thought this was an acceptable way to end a story.

me: hey fawkes can you walk five feet into this room and type 3 numbers on a keyboard for me? since i saved your life and all?

my best friend fawkes: tbh dude i could but it’d be cooler if you just fucking died

(Source: mojavemoproblems, via )

pleasurecastle:
“i feel like posting this will get me the guillotine lol
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pleasurecastle:

i feel like posting this will get me the guillotine lol

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lesbianrey:
“please god let trump get impeached over covfefe
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lesbianrey:

please god let trump get impeached over covfefe

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relatablephotosofjustinmcelroy:
“Brotherly love.
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relatablephotosofjustinmcelroy:

Brotherly love.

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