criminally underrated moment from the What We Do In The Shadows movie is when Deacon and Nick are talking about how fragile humans are, and Deacon is listing the different ways humans can die, including:
old age
slipping and falling onto a giant spike
falling asleep in an autumn pile of leaves and having some of them block your windpipe
making the simple mistake of fashioning a mask out of crackers and being attacked by ducks, geese, or swans
okay wait i went back and screenshotted some (most?) of the good ones that were like on the main plot here so you all saw the top posts with the Irish Stegosaurus well that evolved into
also kind of unrelated but because of this stupid subreddit im actually not as bad at identifying flags
anyways sorry for the long post i just really loved this whole thing
Well well well it appears I’ve been unfollowed into oblivion because the hivemind can’t handle someone whose pregnant Markiplier fanfiction isn’t “woke” enough
