Silver Tongue

Jan 15

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light-of-aether:
shado48:
hamenthotep:
light-of-aether:
hamenthotep:
light-of-aether:
Sleep paralysis is weird… you’re awake but your body literally can’t fucking do anything, your brain is going “back to sleeeeeep” but your survival instincts are saying “DON’T GO BACK TO SLEEP OR YOU’LL FUCKING DIE” you end up being this creature that’s half way to an anxiety attack but literally can’t do anything about it… mother nature why did you design this shitty animal
And then your brain projects a demon into your room because why not?
Brain: this situation isn’t hellish enough I’m gonna add some uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh…satan
The first time it happened to me I had a witch, complete with pointy hat, green skin and a wart on her nose, floating on a swirling black cloud above my bed.
I was about 12 at the time.
man i feel sorry for you guys. The first and only experience i’ve had with sleep paralysis was literally just a bunch of fucking ants crawling all over my body, but like it was a poorly looped gif of ants and as soon as I realized when the ants reset to their original position, they started floating off my body in chunks and clipping through my bed. Hands down one of the top 5 funniest things to happen to me.
It seems you were suffering from sleep bethesda
I suffer from sleep paralysis on a semi regular basis but thankfully I never had the hallucinations
It’s a really bad time tho, to this day I was never able to just let myself go back to sleep, I just struggle until i stand up, then go back to sleep.

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eggplant-boy:

loverofscythe:
He shleep… Shh//
@chefpyro

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Jan 14

anti0ch:

crustrocket:
20,000 flies tied to strings pull my lifeless body into the sky
you would not believe your eyes
if 20,000 tethered flies
hoisted my corpse into the sky

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ambelle:

kiirbsterr:
dawva:
xelamanrique318:
journalists writing articles: millennials are eating Tide Pods.
me, a millennial:
THESE ARE GEN Z KIDS!!!! 23 YEAR OLDS ARE NOT OUT HERE EATING LAUNDRY DETERGENT.
yeah it’s them fucking kids born in 2005
they are trying to avoid student debt

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takingbackourculture:

frillious:
pipermccloud:
The best part is they even mentioned his actual Native American heritage: He’s a Lakota.
“A Lakota; not as tall as the Cheyenne, not as fine featured as the Crow.” -The Colonel, Spirit Stallion of the Cimarron.
This movie does not get enough credit or recognition..
little creek was voiced by a native american VA, and the directors / producers etc etc did a lot of research on the Lakota people and had background characters speak the native language in a few scenes

and lets not forget that little creek is a protagonist and the white colonial americans are the bad ones
The movie is Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron. Another Dreamsworks masterpiece.
Originally posted by namiiswan

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frowningfoxbones:

My brain as I’m DMing: I am telegraphing this twist way too hard. This is so obvious. They’ll guess right away.
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