i know we joke a lot about dirk on tumblr and what kind of hell blogger he’d be but the real dirk tumblr aesthetic would be sending his friends nice, thoughtful messages but doing it on anon because he’s too anxious to break through his facade and tell them directly that he cares about them
Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll
Please explain
Ok so we had to fight our way to the bottom of a castle to stop a group of cultists from summoning an Orc god to the world and we got there and the ritual was already going so I ran up to the god, who had already begun to manifest, and cast Finger of Death, which kills any target I touch if they fail a Fortitude roll. Since he was a god, he had a good constitution and would have certainly survived