Silver Tongue

Jan 14

closet-keys:
“ iwilleatyourenglish:
“how do men this weak even manage to survive
”
men: what are these feminists talking about? we don’t objectify women
also men: the ideal woman is literally just an object shaped like a woman’s body
”

closet-keys:

iwilleatyourenglish:

how do men this weak even manage to survive

men: what are these feminists talking about? we don’t objectify women

also men: the ideal woman is literally just an object shaped like a woman’s body

(via bloodsbane)

just-plain-lunacy:
“New Threads
”

just-plain-lunacy:

New Threads

(via pembrokewkorgi)

unnonexistence:
“*sigh* roll for it
”
@unovabrony

unnonexistence:

*sigh* roll for it

@unovabrony

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

dennys:
“;)
”

dennys:

;)

(via dennys)

“When the ROGUE is the one trying to keep the party on track, there are PROBLEMS!”

yourplayersaidwhat:

Our DM thought it was a good idea for all the PCs to be baby dragons.  It goes about as well as one would think.

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

satanworship:

me plugging my laptop in: eat these electrons you hungry bitch

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

[video]

rojira:
“They went for a meeting in the woods: Turns out Roxane is the fucking Heiress.
”

rojira:

They went for a meeting in the woods: Turns out Roxane is the fucking Heiress.

(via newbarrk)

crabbyclaw:
“they like to kiss eachother
”

crabbyclaw:

they like to kiss eachother

(via daily-karkat)

fuckyeahdiomedes:

goodzillo:

Hey Gamers

Tonight I had to punish a player for referring to the Monster Manual as a “husband catalog”

Don’t punish someone for bravery

(via pasteldaemon)