Silver Tongue

Jan 14

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Darkest Dungeon has what is probably my new favorite enemy in any game ever, the Collector
(Shown here with one of his friends. Not shown: His idle animation where the skull inside the cage rattles around and bangs against the bars, with no movements from the main body)
The Collector, as you may have guessed, collects the severed heads of people who fall in the dungeons, summoning them and giving them spectral bodies so they can continue performing some of the attacks they had in life. The Collector has a chance of appearing before you party if their inventory is sufficiently cluttered, and I choose to believe that this is because he sees the party as a collector of curios as well, a theory that holds some water because most of his attacks are basically
“Hey, did you want to see what I’ve been collecting? Look!”
“Look, look! Aren’t they beautiful? I’ve worked so hard to gather all of them!”
“YOU AREN’T LOOKING”

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Jan 13

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:
henrycavills:
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
#literally just had to google that #apparently screens are widely used in Australia USA and Canada #in Europe we deal with stuff that comes through the window like a man(x)
this is why you guys had the black plague.

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banishedquasiroyal:

banishedquasiroyal:
mood of the night
another mood

soloform:

if u have an icon of a character then u r that character. sorry i dont make the rules

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Here’s some reasons why you should listen to The Adventure Zone!

momnar:

catf8sh:
Okay so it follows three protagonists named Taako, Magnus, and Merle who KHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKHHHHHHHHHHKHHKHHKHHHHHHHHHHHKHHHHHHHHHHHHKHHHHKHHHKHHHHHHHHHHHHKHHHHKHHHHHH and
KHHHHHHHHHHHKHHHHHHKHHHHHHHHHHHKHHHHHHKHHHHHHHHHHHKHHHHHHKHHHHHHHHHHHKHHHHHHKHHHHHHHHHHHKHHHHHHKHHHHHHHHHHHKHHHHHH-

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Anonymous asked: challange: Roast any homestuck characther, but it has to be accurate-

homestuckbot413:

fun fact: the difference between jade harley and dave strider is that one was raised by a sweaty mammal with no concept of human emotion and the other was raised by a dog

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scraps-is-busy:

Take a shitty furry theme’d cartoon from the early 90′s that nobody but you remembers and make an OC with a deep and personal backstory that connects them into the world and characters at large.

is streetsharks obscure enough?

kikakattioi:

kingatticus:
jenroses:
explainingthejoke:
prehistoricsilverfish:
whomthegodswoulddestroy:
critical-perspective:
native-coronan:
triss19:
This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are.
OHMYGOD IT’S ATTACKING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING
I know just the man for the job.
This is a good joke. This is such a solid, quality joke.
@explainingthejoke ?
The initial image is a size comparison between the statue of liberty and a wind turbine. The wind turbine is over ninety feet (about 28 meters) taller.
A commenter pretended to misinterpret the image as one of a wind turbine attacking the statue of liberty. The next commenter answered with an image of Don Quixote, a literary character who once thought a windmill was a monster and announced his plans to fight it. They are joking that if a wind turbine attacked the statue of liberty, Don Quixote would be willing to fight the wind turbine.
Incidentally, that scene led to the English idiom “tilting at windmills,” meaning a person who has not only disproportionate reactions of anger, but disproportionate reactions of anger to nonexistent challenges.
So all those people who are fighting to preserve coal jobs and the fossil fuel economy are….
actually…
tilting at windmills.
I feel like this is one of the very few times where explaining the joke leads to another one that everyone can now understand and laugh at
This an amazing post

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rad-scorpion:

my life isn’t in a very good state right now but at least i can proudly say that i don’t ship gaming youtubers

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