Silver Tongue

Jan 13

tikkunolamorgtfo:

justsomeantifas:

touchtheowl:

justsomeantifas:

aroacealiens:

justsomeantifas:

justsomeantifas:

Rich People spending exorbitant amounts of money on shitty water: 

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The Inevitable:

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silicon valley voice: it’s called survival of the fittest.

Let the rich get dysentery

#lettherichgetdysentery2k18 #reblogifuagree

Bad news everyone:


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IM FUCKING SCREAMING. okay yall, i’m from oregon, and have been to california a bunch and let me tell you Oregon’s tap water tastes A MILLION TIMES better than californias, like I’ve had the tap in LA its fucking awful.

so you know what this just says… it says california the richest state in the USA can’t keep their fucking tap water edible enough for the rich, so the rich instead of improving the infrastructure in california… just take from a state with better water infrastructure than them.. THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS. kill me.

Plot twist!

(via deep-sea-prince)

lancery:

scribblingstoryteller:

lancery:

suave-svav:

lancery:

when i woke up this morning, my first thought was ‘no one visits my grave anymore’ and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like ‘wait i don’t have a grave what the ****’

are you okay

Am I Ever?

how did you reblog this with the old format and bleep my fuck

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roguefucker69:

taahko:

“jedi dont have sex” is a lie the entire order has told to yoda for 900 years bc they don’t want him to feel bad that hes not getting any

Incorrect it’s bc they knew that if Yoda knew he could legally bone he’d destroy every pussy in the galaxy

(via deep-sea-prince)

skarchomp:

In 2018 can yall just like or dislike movies/shows/books/etc like normal human beings and not make it a Thing for once

(via demilypyro)

[video]

villainveins:
“ commission for @jayspants
this was loads of fun :P
”

villainveins:

commission for @jayspants 

this was loads of fun :P

(via homestuck-betakids)

[video]

moonpaw:

moonpaw:

someone wins the fantroll contest but their fantroll is gamzee with a mustache  

if i saw sakura katana in hiveswap i would think i was having a stroke thats too powerful for my mind to comprehend 

What if its just mituna. like not psiionic, jsut straight up mituna. bulging spandex and all.

(via moonpaw)

appreciation post for the first lalonde child (symbolic cat version)

banishedquasiroyal:

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;w; babey boy. 1 like=1 prayer

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apple-a-la-mode:

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every single word of this panel name takes you on a new journey, my brain went to hell when i tried to read this

(via taffybuns)