Silver Tongue

Jan 12

foxnonny:

asspostate:

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

I didn’t even read the rest because I’m still laughing at “miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit” like I’ve never read a more perfect phrase in my life

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the-porter-rockwell:

mojave-wasteland-official:

anotherjadedwriter:

anotherjadedwriter:

history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

Mongols were fighting Samurai in Japan and Knights in Europe at the same time. 

Star Wars a New Hope came out the same year as the last execution in France by Guillotine. 

Abraham Lincoln and Edgar Allen Poe were friends in their early 20′s. 

When the Great Pyramids were being built there were areas that still had Woolly Mammoths roaming. 

There was a point where pirates, cowboys and samurai were all existing at the same time.

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lynati:

nientedal:

jasper-rolls:

mcmangos:

jennyloggins:

drinkableburrito:

yetanothertaylor:

monobored:

carldangerous:

pochowek:

There is no difference between trump and the kid who passes you a “do you like me? ☐ yes! ☐ yeah!!” note in class

is this real?????

https://gop.com/inaugural-year-approval-poll/

It’s real

the page’s source code sure is… something

that golf course gag is……..special

hmmmmmm is there enough space in the comment box for me to send the bee movie script?

I wonder what it DOES have room for, if not that… You know, I’ve seen links to the text of Eye of Argon going around recently… hmm…

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fkah0:

Trump calls Haiti, El Salvador, and African countries “shitholes”

During talks of an immigration deal that would include protections for people from Haiti and African countries etc, Trump demanded to know why he should accept immigrants from “shithole countries” rather than people from “places like Norway”

He asked if Haitians could be left out of the plan, stating, “Why do we want people from Haiti here?”

“No one is putting words in his mouth. The president is putting racist words in his own mouth.” -Anderson Cooper

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bisexual-magician:

startrekmademequeer:

[ding dong, ding dong]

Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?

@prinzessinkiwi me

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“In the name of Generic Deity, I will SMITE THEE”

yourplayersaidwhat:

 - our new paladin, as he attacks a shield laying on the ground.

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