Silver Tongue

Jan 12

hi hello Karkat Vantas is aromantic and has a stutter and likes the taste of strawberries very much. these are Canon Facts and arguing with them is futile

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“if goofy is a dog and pluto is a dog why is one a pet” is the cartoon equivalent of “if man evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys”
The implication that Goofy is just a more advanced stage in canine evolution is oddly terrifying somehow
theres no such thing as ‘more advance’ in evolution. a dogman isnt more evolved than a dog, just as you are no more evolved than an seagull or coral, they are just fitted for different environments and have evolved as such
Goofy is not more evolved the Pluto, Goofy just fills a different ecological niche. While Pluto is just a scavenger and Goofy is an apex predator both play important roles in the ecosystem.
Originally posted by kevinarsenault
Goofy’s a domestic dog, Pluto is a real one.
“Why me? I’m domesticated!” is the deepest rabbit hole of a line in the entire disney canon
I wanted to say something… but I think this screenshot of Donald explains exactly how I feel reading this.

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my coworker stumbled upon one of the best stock images of all time

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Bruuhhh 😩
Originally posted by yourreactiongifs
Man that nigga still a mushroom, I’m not believing this propaganda
I wish this was a just another shitpost, but it’s backed up. This isn’t even a new concept either…
Remember The Super Mario Bros Super Show????? In the 1st episode, Toad uses… it… as a parachute. I’ll never forget.
I will n e v e r forget.
**The episode was titled “The Bird! The Bird! / Neatness Counts”
(Skip to 5:30 of the clip for context)
**This episode was written by Reed Shelly & Bruce Shelly and aired September 4, 1989 (Production Code 192001)
OH MY GOD… I was searching google for a gif reply to this and….
THE TV SHOW IS A NON CANON SOURCE, MATPAT DEBUNKED IT IN HIS VIDEO HERE!
I was just boutta say the show isnt cannon at all

The truth is Nintendo can’t even keep its own shot straight, that’s what.
Nintendo is just fucking with us at this point