Silver Tongue

Jan 11

Trump's Pants-on-Fire Ambassador Scorched by Dutch Reporters: 'This Is the Netherlands, You Have to Answer Questions' -

fattyatomicmutant:

he literally got overwhelmed by being taken to task over shit he said.

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i have a mouth

theawesomeadventurer:

fungoidfred:

the-macra:

and i can scream :)

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imagine explaining this post to your grandmother

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loonyloopy:

punlich:

destroyroxy:

punlich:

I love how d&d sorcerers basically have magic because people just cannot stop having sex with dragons and elementals and rift demons, it’s just an epidemic of monster fucking going on here.

are you implying you wouldn’t fuck a dragon

I never said it was a bad epidemic

@feylen

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afallenwolf:
“ vipery-07art:
“ doobiedancer:
“ vipery-07art:
“ astoundingbeyondbelief:
“ sorry nerds
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Now you are all know 👉 🐊♀️
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I’m thought this was common knowledge before? I mean common people learn your fucking Kaiju
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I’m sorry? I juat told...

afallenwolf:

vipery-07art:

doobiedancer:

vipery-07art:

astoundingbeyondbelief:

sorry nerds

Now you are all know 👉 🐊♀️

I’m thought this was common knowledge before? I mean common people learn your fucking Kaiju

I’m sorry? I juat told my fans for fun, some people dont know like you know , If you don’t like what I said , just get out of my blog , don’t ever follow or seeing my stuffs ever again

@spankzilla85 thoughts?

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nonbinarist:

urulokid:

histry-buff:

lesmiserableslove:

bobavader:

today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet. 

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years. 

Icon. 

don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him

Hey quick question what the fuck

the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is

victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years

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existentialcrisisetcetera:

saladsaladnovski:

saladsaladnovski:

pastel-noble:

saladsaladnovski:

we’re gonna run out of posts eventually

you wont live to see it….

good god this is the most ominous thing anyone has ever said to me what the fuck

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WHO WONT LIVE TO SEE IT, BITCH?

I visualise this as screaming at a corpse

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lawfulgoodness:
“ crobatics:
“Discuss
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Well I’m just primarily angry that you beat me to it.
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lawfulgoodness:

crobatics:

Discuss

Well I’m just primarily angry that you beat me to it.

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shutupiminterneting:
“oh boi. Also headcanon typing quirk ppfff. Also im posting my art on tumblr now.
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shutupiminterneting:

oh boi. Also headcanon typing quirk ppfff. Also im posting my art on tumblr now.

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