You live in an alternate world where twins—fraternal and identical—can feel each other’s physical pain. You are an only child with no siblings. One day, suddenly, you feel a burning pain in your chest.
It’s called heartburn, learn to eat slower you hooligans
vriska has kissed every girl in her immediate friend group before she turned 6 sweeps but still insisted it was just coincidence that she ended up kissing them either because of a dare or an elaborate role playing scenario
even tho she was either 1. the one who dared herself to do it or 2. the one who wrote the role playing scenario in the first place
vriskas kissing successes:
aradia- baby roleplaying adventure where they were playing Indiana Jones except Aradia hadn’t seen Indiana jones and vriska convinced her that Indiana and Jones were two separate people who were equally badass and also kissed at the end
nepeta- rping as warrior cats but vriska insisted she was from a tribe that kisses as hello
kanaya- did it on a dare like 2 seconds after meeting kanaya for the first time
terezi- come ON terezi we GOTT8 PR8CTICE KISSING for when we start d8ing someone someday!!
feferi- hey fef i dare you to kiss me / S)(ore why naut!
Do not let adults steal this generation from you. Relish in selfies. Snapchat pictures of coffee to your friends, huddle around an iphone to watch Vines. Shamelessly love this generations commodities, like how your parents loved THEIR commodities, like disco or Hammer Pants or whatever else. Do not let angry adults take away your chance to experience the uniqueness of right now.
