Silver Tongue

Jan 10

spongebobsquarepants:

dicksandotherthingsss:

spongebobsquarepants:

me waiting for 2018 to surprise me with my soulmate.

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Do you know how long I sat here waiting for this to load

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auto-responders:
“vintage
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auto-responders:

vintage 

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official-sciencesideoftumbler:

rraccoons:

i ordered a wall tapestry from wish and the picture to choose the design from was super small 

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it came in the mail today and i put it up

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my blind ass took a picture of my wall like ay wow my wall looks completed!! and it full on took me two hours actually LOOK at the thing because i suddenly realized

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ITS MADE 

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OF PUGS

Chaotic Good

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vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

i have 15 years’ worth of outstanding library fines in three separate cities and it’s my hope that eventually a bounty hunter librarian will come to collect and we’ll get in a bar fight and fall in love

I also can’t rent movies in two different towns so there’s that.

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I’m newly terrified by the implication that librarians aren’t people and I’ve misjudged what exactly I’m up against

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recentgooglesearches:

shaggy from scooby doo

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recentgooglesearches:

shaggy but not from scooby doo

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