It’s almost as if nobody wants to admit that they might not be prepared to do the work it takes to love somebody. And it can be laborious. To be intimate with someone who is flawed (which is the standard) requires us to expose our own flaws. We don’t talk about the heavy responsibility of that. We don’t talk about how we’re too lazy or too cowardly sometimes. We instead accuse love of being elusive. It isn’t. It is omnipresent. It asks us to be better people. And sometimes we flat out refuse.
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all the news about the last Jedi is making me so nervous like what the hell could the big reveal be? what piece of sw lore could still be the biggest reveal in franchise history
Chewbacca could speak Basic this whole time he just likes fucking with people
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My favorite part of this is how they immediately jump to just beatin the shit out of the baby
the abortion pills didn’t prosper cuz she kept stickin em up her cooter
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instead of government, we should just have one big minecraft server
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i fuckin hate that “anime was a mistake” meme because its almost exclusively used for shitty niche incest animes no one gives a shit about or like, you saw a gif of a girls boob bouncing but yet no one was going on about how western animation is a mistake when you look at shit like sausage party and south park and family guy (which are mainstream compared to That Random Anime Gifset of An Obtuse Upskirt Shot That Literally No One Knows The Name To)
Don’t talk shit about South Park, it may come off as some raunchy show with no depth, but each episode actually has a real meaning to it such as not carrying about race, accepting homosexuals, accepting religions, and some of those were made 10+ years ago.
Two new copypastas for your enjoyment
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when i was in the 3rd grade we had this weird PE teacher named mr denis (and by that i mean he used to pull up his gym shorts to his waist with a baggy t-shirt tucked in, knee-high socks, full tom selleck mustache, perfect bald head but thick hair on the sides) and almost all the time he’d make us play this game he called ghostbusters dodgeball where he’d BLAST the ghosbusters theme song in the gym so that the whole school could hear it and he’d set up two giant tents at either end of the gym and basically the point was to play normal dodgeball but if you hit someone on the opposite team, that opposite team member had to go be a ghost in the tent and if they wanted to escape they’d either have to slither their hands under the tent and hope they catch a dodgeball rolling by or sacrifice one of their living team members by snatching their legs/hand/feet and dragging them into the tent in exchange for the ghost to go back onto the court and continue playing
Im changing my content area
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so like I’ve seen quite a few anti-millennial sentiments published in major newspapers but this has to be the strangest one
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features: metal as fuck
drawbacks: there is no sword in this item
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but what
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