Silver Tongue

May 25

ithelpstodream:
“this is just the silliest thing ever, the POPE gave the president a science essay 👀
”
Imagine being so anti science that the fucking pope has to school you on basic science that middle schoolers learn

ithelpstodream:

this is just the silliest thing ever, the POPE gave the president a science essay 👀

Imagine being so anti science that the fucking pope has to school you on basic science that middle schoolers learn

(via mbulteau)

slab-o-meat:
“i can’t tell the difference between targeted ads and all of you’s posts anymore
”

slab-o-meat:

i can’t tell the difference between targeted ads and all of you’s posts anymore

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

nudityandnerdery:

traitor:

why did mood rings ever go out of style ? what are all the 12 and 13 year olds using now to decide how they r feeling ????

Buzzfeed quizzes?

(via taffybuns)

slab-o-meat:
“i can’t tell the difference between targeted ads and all of you’s posts anymore
”

slab-o-meat:

i can’t tell the difference between targeted ads and all of you’s posts anymore

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

jooferslannister:

perkwunos:

jooferslannister:

Holy fuck, Trump shoved the PM of Montenegro aside 

He’s honestly never going to give himself a break from bad press he just doesn’t know how

He really shoved him too. This guy just doesn’t know how to act in public 

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

smpte:
“this is by far the funniest thing i’ve ever seen on this site
”
Is that unironic crytyping? That is hilarious.

smpte:

this is by far the funniest thing i’ve ever seen on this site

Is that unironic crytyping? That is hilarious.

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

thebluepacience:
“When u never run from a real fight girl but u also mad gay (magical girl Callie requested by anon)
”

thebluepacience:

When u never run from a real fight girl but u also mad gay (magical girl Callie requested by anon)

(Source: jorrated, via moonpaw)

sugarelixir:

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So Famitsu weighed Link in comparison to apples and the pan on the side of the apples will go up if you have eight apples.  BUT if you have nine apples, the pan will slowly go down.

Someone: How much do you weigh?
Link: Like 8.5 apples I guess.

if those are honey crisp apples then that would make link weigh almost 13 pounds

(via irailleth-archive)

how many houses does fre shavac ado cost?