Silver Tongue

May 24

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do you ever see some real stupid discourse and just wonder how some of the people involved like. survive irl

davidalleynes:
davidalleynes:
Kylo Ren Is Not Neurodivergent He Is Just An Asshole, Karen.
Murdering Your Own Father Does Not Count As A Traumatic Event, Shelley.
Torturing Someone Is Not Romantic, Rebecaitlyn.

(via comfiecore)

dog-lock:

dog-lock:
bored in a movie? tired of grumpy white men being the center of attention? fix it! turn them into HORSES. improve your movie 500%!!!
IMPROVED!!

(Source: rhqs, via probablyfakeblonde)

homestuckartists:

Here’s the Lil Hal/Auto-Responder drawpile for the homestuck artists discord server! Thank you to everyone who participated, these Hals look fantastic! Credit to the artists will be under the cut!

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scotchtapeofficial:

maybe the reason my sleep schedule sucks so much is cuz every time i go to bed yall take turns sucking my subconscious into ur astral realms and holding me captive as some sort of omniscient intimidating mysterious prick

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

theawesomeadventurer:

nonamecody:
theawesomeadventurer:
if someone cums in space did they astronut?
Outer space is my kink, it cosmanut
you son of a bitch. you’re promoted. take my keys go home and fuck my wife

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)