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Anonymous asked: 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐯𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐤𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥
banishedquasiroyal-deactivated2:
how did you make your text. like this. that is the REAL question
WHAT THE FUCK
*drapes myself on a slab of stone while skimpily dressed* ok lets do this who brought the knife
#narnia
now wait one second
are we implying that aslan wore skimpy clothes specifically to get stabbed
as i recall, my good friend, he wore nothing whatsoever
jon im goinh to rip you apart
ok hang on let me just get nude real quick
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“Okay backup plan time. I’m gonna need 4 liters of knock out gas, a hologram of a stripper, and a jar of pickles, and the pickles are ESSENTIAL.”
-the weird solarian
“I can’t believe the plan worked!”
-envoy“I know! What the hell am I supposed to do with a jar of pickles and a holo stripper.”
-solarian
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It’s been one year since we lost a princess and the sky gained one more star. But lucky us that no one’s ever really gone :)
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