Silver Tongue

Jan 06

Anonymous asked: hey bq who's your favourite dog in undertale

banishedquasiroyal-deactivated2:

trick question. all of the dogs. ALL OF THEM

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<3

Take all the dogs and mash them together into one super dog!

haintxblue:

this is such a silly thing but I see the tide pod memes are on the rise and I just want to shout into the void that I read a study about people eating these things, mostly adults with dementia. before this progresses to people jokingly biting into them please be aware that the substance inside is so deeply caustic that it can damage your esophagus after one bite to such an extent that it causes necrosis and you die. please do not, as a joke, bite the pods.

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thegestianpoet:

loki, trying desperately to make small talk with the avengers: this is my son fenris he’s big and strong and i gave birth to him :) hes a black wolf with glowing red eyes :)

peter parker, a millennial who, while not too brushed up on his norse mythology, definitely knows full well what a fursona is: okay mr. loki that’s very cool

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(possibly) forgotten about weapons in homestuck

latulasings:

onlyhomestuck:

 The Wrinklefucker

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The Telescopic Sassacrusher

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The Battlespork of Zillywut

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Fiduspear

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Daggerlance

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The Demonbane Ragripper

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The Thistles of Zillywitch

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Needlewands

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Sollux’s Throwing Stars

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The Spear Cane

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The Snoop Dogg Snow Cone Machete

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sord…..

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Scarlet Ribbitar

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The Human Pornography Sword

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The Brainfork

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and yeah, there are more, but I’m tired

I promise you, nobody will ever forget sord

lets take a look at these though because its interesting.
The swords werent used because they werent as powerful as the fully reforged caledfwlch.
The hammers were no longer used because they werent as strong as the hammer of zillyhoo.
The brainfork we just dont see but feferi might still have it in her inventory when she died.
Sollux has stayed out of fights for the most part. the only fight hes had since the black king was against eridan who was firing science at him. science that his psiionic blast could counter like in dbz so his throwing stars would be useless.
Rose uses the quils of echidna so it might be that the weapons of game legend might be stronger than the weapons of cherub legend which would also be why jane uses the red skaia fork which draws power from skaia and was created by condesce.

Tavros has snowmans lance somehow which is stronger than the fiduspear and has better reach than the daggerlance.
So that leaves the daggerbane ragripper and the spearcane. Why did terezi and kanaya go back to using their old weapons? to be honest? probably aesthetic. it would be 100% in character for them to ditch stronger weapons for ones that fit their aesthetic more.

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wonderytho:
“me irl
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its like a dentist version of house

wonderytho:

me irl

its like a dentist version of house

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Homestuck - Mythological Class Quiz -

hypeswap:

homestuckexamination:

Homestuck Class Quiz

As I mentioned a few days ago, given WhatPumpkin published the Aspect test last week, I had thought of making a Class test to go along with it! This one is 40 Questions long and will determine which one of the 14 Classes you’re more aligned towards! At the ending, you will be also able to see which other Classes you scored high on.

If you want to check the Classes and their descriptions individually, check these:

Role of the Creator - Sylph / Maid

Role of the Giver - Knight / Page

Role of the Visionary - Seer / Mage

Role of the Innovator - Heir / Witch

Role of the Taker - Rogue / Thief

Role of the Destroyer - Bard / Prince

Role of the Master - Muse / Lord


Kudos to @revolutionaryduelist for the Class Cards and most of his analysis, and to homestucking-girl for their Mage Sprite!

hmm! the questions on this were nice and unique, and it never felt obvious which answers would add points to which result, which is always good in this kind of thing.

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wolfnanaki:

actmale:

You’ve heard of Dry Bowser

Now get ready for

Wet Bowser!

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