Silver Tongue

Jan 05

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samstevehascorruptedme:

shawarmababy:

golden-red-heart:

thorhead:

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I was gonna say that the only way they could have made Steve’s shield more noticeable would be to paint a fucking target on it

But then I realised

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They did

That’s the point of a shield though… you want them to hit the middle of the shield not you.

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this comic is cute as fuck look how offended steve is

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jerryterry:

trulyelse:

jerryterry:

jerryterry:

paper-mario-wiki:

can u name a word in which one of the syllables is a single letter that also isnt a vowel

Capybara.

wait, Chase did you even fucking think about this…

“Lazy”, “Healthy”, “Angry”, literally any word that ends in a Y, my dude

I didn’t realize you were the new Shower Thoughts or some shit, good luck with that, bud.

Y is a vowel, Jerrod.

You… you know what.

I was going to epically own you by saying something like “oh yeah? Go up to pretty much any person and ask them to name all the vowels. Nobody will say Y”.

Then I googled “list of vowels”, the first result leading to a children’s educational site, and was going to screenshot the inevitable “A E I O U” list and be a smug asshole like “even CHILDREN know”. Ooh boy I was certain you’d be sore from how furiously you’d been owned, you don’t even know it.

but uhhhh…

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i just got owned by a site for babies. it was I who was the baby all along.

Rhythm

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too the people who accuse luke of being too cartoony when training someone he doesnt want to

Do you not remember who trained him in the first place?

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steakbatter:
“the goddesses of light and space are in love and shit
”

steakbatter:

the goddesses of light and space are in love and shit

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