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Id like you all to know that in economics class we’re doing this stock market challenge thing, and I set my username to Barry Bluejeans as a joke. Somehow im both in second place and completely anonymous, which has resulted in several people asking, outloud, with complete oblivious sincerity, “who the fuck is barry bluejeans” and it makes my day every single goddamn time
People are now accusing eachother of being the Barry
New favourite quote: “es tu, bluejeans?”
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honestly the whole “no one gets made fun of for nerdy interests anymore!!!” only applies to allistics without ADHD because autistic people and people with ADHD always have been and continue to be constantly made fun of for how intense their special interests/hyper fixations are and in my experience this has only been intensified when those interests were considered “nerdy”
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some gfs…just hangin out…
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happy new year stop bullying autistic people just for the sole fact of them being autistic
And that means stop mocking people who walk funny, or move stiffly, or talk too loudly or too much, or in an odd tone, or don’t talk at all; people who obsess over undertale and space, people who make “weird” facial expressions or no facial expressions; only eat one food, dress unusually, are socially awkward, extra gullible, way too literal, naive, “childish”, adhere to a strict routine, are very attached to an inanimate object, and a whole bunch of other stuff! Even if you dont know if theyre autistic. The “weird” people you’re making fun of are rarely neurotypical.
Fucking thank you
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ALL citrus fruits are GMO hybrids of the pomelo, mandarin, and citron- the only 3 original citrus.
Most people have no idea what they’re talking about when they say they’re against GMO’s. No idea.
We need to get around to realizing that genetic modification isnt contamination, or carcinogenic chemicals, or sludge, or evil godless mutations. They aren’t horrifying and they’re grown natural just like everything else.
“i don’t buy anything with gmos,” said the woman walking her purebred pug
look don’t be against GMOs be against PATENTING GENES and PURPOSELY DESIGNING CROPS TO BE STERILE SO FARMERS HAVE TO KEEP BUYING SEEDS.
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I always laugh when somebody declares James Potter on the verge of expulsion for his pranks in fic because Malfoy was literally a Death Eater trying to kill the Headmaster and Dumbledore was like “Let’s just see if we can gently guide him away from this” I’m pretty sure the only thing that gets you expelled at Hogwarts is if you have already straight up murdered someone
Tom Riddle: *straight up murdered someone*
Dumbledore: *keeps an annoyingly close eye on*
hagrid got expelled for keeping one (1) spider under his bed
Hagrid got expelled because his spider was blamed for one (1) murder
Hagrid got expelled because he was half giant and they found a convenient excuse.
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