animal crossing’s critical flaw is that the longer you go without playing it the more terrifying it is to start playing again
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it’s no3113!
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When you come up with another epic feminist kekdown and gotta let everyone know about it
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/co/ is a goofy goober yeah
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one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn
Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”
DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”
Fighter: I want to see my little boy
DM: roll a perception check
*nat 20*
DM: here he comes
bard: toss me my keys
*rolls a 1*
DM: i thought you said printer
Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries
DM: roll a perception check
*rolls a 9*
Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.
Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.
DM: Roll an intimidation check.
*nat 20*
DM: Poseidon quivers before him!
Druid: Fuck off!
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