Silver Tongue

May 21

i like the multiverse theory because there are giant hamsters playing basketball somewhere out there. i also dislike the multiverse theory because there’s a world where the competition went to their heads and they forgot to have fun

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busket:

john was described as a man in his 50s i better not see anyone drawing him looking young and hot. you want to draw him hot you learn how to draw a silver fox

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whereshadowsmakeshadows:

Sometimes when a man and a financial advisor love each other they make a stock portfolio together

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hungry-joe:

Them: “Hey, weren’t you supposed to be doing something today?”
Me:

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