Silver Tongue

Jan 03

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white people on tumblr

vividlyme:

repaying:

evil-loli-bitch-from-hell:

evil-loli-bitch-from-hell:

pekonyama:

evil-loli-bitch-from-hell:

pekonyama:

white1: i love broccoli

white2: omg i love broccoli too sooo much

white3: did some1 say broccoli? i love broccoli

white4: i’m factkin with broccoli uwu no doubles

white5: i’’md bbrrococoli ttoo wwhyyr r  uu a a ffakke off mme??

white6: *posts a pic of a broccoli* my boyfriend

white7: i want to shove a broccoli up my pussy

white8: omg guys i found a broccoli vibrator xD

white9: *rbs pics of broccolis and tags everyone in it*

white10: ii jsustt fuckigng lovove brrocoli soso muchy

and then there’s a “broccoli hour” which lasts 3 hours instead and you have to unfollow 10 people

This is actually really racist, but really fucking funny. I’m bouta do one with black folks and soul food, then Russians and vodka.

your url has loli on it

And? Tag my post with pedophilia again. I dare you. I’ll press charges for defamation of character.

screencapped and emailed to my lawyer. She will have filed charges by tomorrow afternoon. By law We must allow you 48 hours to remove the offending material. If not, you will be charged with defamation of character, libel, and criminal mischief, all misdemeanors. You will face a judge trial.


Don’t think you won’t be found either. That email with the cap also includes your Dox, which will not be shared publicly. I’ve also forwarded this material to the local FBI field office. They take false accusations of pedophilia VERY seriously. Especially when your uncle is a high ranking Homicide Detective with good friends in the FBI, the US Marshals Office, and the NSA. 

hey guys! with this post reaching almost 100k notes, i’d like to inform everyone that sakura (evil-loli-bitch-from-hell) has been reported to the authorities for possession of child pornography and is hopefully being arrested soon.

happy new year!

LMFAO

oh wow, who could have possibly guessed

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yourplayersaidwhat:

“What skill do I use to drive it?”
“Well, you have land vehicle proficiency, so-”
“You have two relevant skills! Truckin’ and f*ckin!”

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bpd-hyena:

serotnin:

being self-aware enough to realize you’re being irrational but still not being able to stop anything

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chefpyro:

charlesoberonn:

In The Empire Strikes Back, when Vader reveals he’s Luke’s father, he puts the emphasis on the wrong word.

“He told me you killed [my father].”
“No, I am your father.” he corrects him.

But Luke already said ‘you’ in his original sentence. So when correcting him Vader should put emphasis on the word ‘am’, which is different from the word ‘killed’ in Luke’s sentence.

“No, I am your father.”

Dude. Charles. I don’t even know if you’re right or not. But who the fuck cares

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