Silver Tongue

Jan 02

order 66!

sknjob:
Now serving order number 66!
this was my best post of 2017

findingstories-brighterdays:
YALL
I forgot for a second that his friend’s name was John and I thought this was some kind of existential question.

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bio-bi:

My DM has mentioned the possibility of my character’s death as a few too many NPC’s who can see the future so I’m worried that he might kill him off. So just in case he does and I’m not happy with it, I have some truly awful backup characters to pull out such as:
A half-orc barbarian who’s just Shrek
A Kenku that only communicates via a Duke Nukem soundboard
Paul of House Blart, Paladin of Ma’all, God of Justice and Mercantile
A gnome bard who exclusively plays Crazy Frog songs
And a Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortle

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hallovvwvvwvvwvvwvvween:

pr0fessah:
unpopular opinion
i hate these cookies
Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.

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Jan 01

trashcanbees:

tumblr masquerades as a micro-blogging platform but its true purpose to archive the decline of Western Civilization

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lumnch:

drkshdwbnch:
thedeadlymilkmen:
hisstory1970s:
pipinodayap:
wow!
kitty
dogy*
dogy
buny!

@kilalabunnies

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jeinu:

what a good kid!!!

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rosslynpaladin:

dingo-the-dog:
emile8:
shoujocowboy:
tiptoe39:
avpdkicking:
anyone else live under the assumption that they’re constantly doing something wrong
How about the assumption that everyone’s just being polite and any minute now they’re going to snap and let you know how awful you are
Everyone who reblogs this post, please read about the psychological phenomena of Childhood Emotional Neglect.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah them’s the signs of deprivation or abuse. Be safe dear friends and get help. You deserve to be happy.

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